To Much Witt for Bullshit
dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

American Horror Story: Freak ShowTeasers

castorochiaro:

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”

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"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."

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indecisive-yet-united:

runsonpixistix:

Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!

*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*

Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!

If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do

transkierenwalker:

insert-a-witty-url:

licensetocannibalize:

insert-a-witty-url:

I started watching Hannibal I don’t know if I spelled that right it’s really
good though holy shit

For a fandom that ships a mentally unstable man with a manipulative cannibal, you’re surprisingly welcoming

We try.

electricgale:

a sketched jellyfish commission for insert-a-witty-url uwu

Oh my gosh! Thank you so much it’s amazing!

electricgale:

a sketched jellyfish commission for insert-a-witty-url uwu

Oh my gosh! Thank you so much it’s amazing!

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

So I’m Kira U and I couldn’t even remember what I commented when I got the email of this reply. The thing that bugs me most is that there was not one person that said that women are better but here we are, getting it shoved in our faces.

So I’m Kira U and I couldn’t even remember what I commented when I got the email of this reply. The thing that bugs me most is that there was not one person that said that women are better but here we are, getting it shoved in our faces.

catxbone:

buttons!

catxbone:

buttons!

I might dye my whole head mermaid ombré haha

it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
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salithewitch:

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

*Fifth Harmony voice* It ain’t braggin’ if you know it’s true

How to accidentally offend everyone you meet: a guid by me