To Much Witt for Bullshit

dreamingofdoctorwho:

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

With 12 notes I have verified that, in fact, other people do this too

Thank you I dont feel so alone now

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

shine-brighter-little-fighter:

boondoggleprospect:

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

#also favorite hat

I am a dyed-in-the-wool Slytherin and even I’ll admit she was the most badass professor.

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

wickedclothes:

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1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

(via onefitmodel)

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

400cats:

what youre saying is that little mix are only famous because of 1d but what im hearing is that an absurdly talented group of women cannot reach their goals without a mans help and im just gonna go ahead and stop you right there.

chazzfox:

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quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today